fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
