On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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