everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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