So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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