Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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