I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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