Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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