my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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