Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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