I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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