whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
we should paint friendship bongs
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