my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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