Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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