And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She just used a chaser for red wine.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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