I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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