only you would photoshop your dick
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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