is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
They have beer where we have blood.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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