Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you never un-have a 4some
The Olympian is in my bed
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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