Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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