Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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