We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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