After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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