where does the pee come out of this thing
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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