On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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