That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
they need to just BURY HIM!
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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