I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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