No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Terrible idea I love it
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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