he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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