Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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