McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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