He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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