once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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