He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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