yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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