Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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