Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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