I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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