oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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