I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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