I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
only you would photoshop your dick
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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