I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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