Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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