i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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