if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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