just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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