is your mom at the bar?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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