is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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