I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
NoShamevember. You game?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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