i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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