i jhust puked up my retainher.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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