First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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