There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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