I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This girl is more easily done than said...
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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