How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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