Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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